Meet man’s new best friend. ​ Dick Polish Masturbation Cream is formulated for longevity. Designed to “melt” at body temperature, Dick Polish will leave you slick and shiny. Whether you’re edging, gooning or enjoying some well-deserved “me” time, Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion. ​ Made by FuckWater, Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms. ​

 

Ingredients: Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil. ​ PROUDLY MADE IN CANADA. ​ Available in 9oz jars.